I am puke
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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