So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize