This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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