I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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