There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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