At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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