Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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