im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize