Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Randomize