I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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