College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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