I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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