i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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