i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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