just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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