i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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