My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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