The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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