is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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