There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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