He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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