Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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