saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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