Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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