god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Sorry about my life...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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