It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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