Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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