David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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