ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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