i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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