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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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