defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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