Define "chronic" masturbator.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Are my feet made of real feet?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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