ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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