Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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