i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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