Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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