It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I smell stomach acid.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I FOUND THE LEGS
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!