what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.