i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
operation harelip BJ is a go
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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