Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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