You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She just used a chaser for red wine.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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