dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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