your parents love me but you hate me
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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