so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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