Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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