he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Are we still banned from the library?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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