Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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