He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You made out with two different species that night
Alive.
So much puke
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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