how can u be prego again
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
