I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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