im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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