i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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