Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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